Dumb Americans...

From a television show:

Foreign detective to suspect: Wir nicht in America.

American detective: What'd you just say to him?

Foreign detective to American detective: I simply told him we're not in America anymore.

Is it just me or is that the dumbest American you've ever seen? You don't have to be able to speak any foreign language to know what she said to him. Duh. If this is how American television portray American's, I'd hate to see how other countries television portray us.