Wednesday, September 24, 2008

OMG... Hobo penis

Omg omg omg... I was just walking out the back door of my class building and I looked over and I kid you not I saw a homeless dude with his penis hanging out pissing on the ground.

Omg. So I did a double take cause I couldn't believe it and hobo penis was still there looking at me. I was so completely mortified. So I kept walking and hoped said homeless dude didn't come after me.

Omg. That was the grossest thing i've ever seen in my entire life. And now the effing image is burned into my brain and I want to gouge my eyeballs out. I cannot believe it. I'm never going to be the same again.

Omg.

And now I have to go buy gaffers tape. I hope I don't see anymore hobo penises. So gross.

Sent from my iPod, Astronaut.

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