FADE IN
INT. FRONT DESK OF VETERINARY CLINIC
Two American women sit behind the desk conversing as a Scotsman, who has lived in American for seven years, enters from back and asks a question to neither woman in particular, but also to both at the same time.
SCOTSMAN
Do you have a penny with Abraham Lincoln on it?
Neither woman pays heed to the words from the Scotsman, until abruptly one of the women looks up queerly at him.
WOMAN #1
All pennies have Abraham Lincoln on them.
SCOTSMAN
Oh. I thought I’d have a hard time finding one.
The women look at each other than back to the Scotsman in disbelief.
The End
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